How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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