Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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