you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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