rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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