Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
