If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I puked a lego.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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