she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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