Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
This is my gift to your gina
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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