apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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