Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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