I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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