Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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