Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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