if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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