what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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