It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
soo... how was my night?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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