I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
be right there i have to get my cape
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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