Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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