I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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