I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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