Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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