Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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