am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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