you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Randomize
