There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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