I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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