gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i love accidental penises.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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