Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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