You're my little dorito
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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