She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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