Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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