Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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