I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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