if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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