STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
