I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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