spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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