She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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