She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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