I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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