I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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