Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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