I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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