Sry I called you an 8
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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