I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
