Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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