I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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