If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
