Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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