Dual....:-)
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
