Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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