When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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