im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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