Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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