Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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